I just have to share this with you... it is the funniest thing ever. Tanner and I were at Target shopping the other day and there was this girl with her cleavage totally out of her shirt. We walked past her and I was like... "Oh my gosh- did you see that"... Tanner said, "See what?" He probably did see it but didn't want to say so- It's okay, i dont blame him. So we were done shopping and looking for a line to go down when I saw the girl a few rows down. I told Tanner, "Come on'... You have gotta see how ridiculous this girls shirt is.." So we get up behind her.. she still has her back to us.. Tanner motions toward her, "That girl right there.. that looks like she is 12??" I just looked at him, "Oh you just wait..She is NOT 12 up there.." I was looking over the candy when all of a sudden I hear Tanner say.."Whoa!...Are you kidding me?" We were all still in line so I couldnt really say anything... I asked Tanner if he wanted any candy when he replied... "Yeah, can I get some BOOB-UL-GUM.. I mean, BUBBLE-GUM." It caught me off guard.. He said it so loud... I started to laugh and then realized she was right behind me.. I then gave him the look like, StopIT before she takes me down. This is how the rest of the conversation went...
me: "What kind of gum do you want.."
tanner: "Um... Do they have BOOB-A-LICIOUS..I mean, BUBBLICIOUS?.."
me: embarrased as ever... holding back my laughter... "Uh... No, they dont.."
tanner: "I guess I'll take some HOOBA-BOOBA then...I mean, HUBBA-BUBBA! "
This went on for quiet a while... He was on a roll.
Okay... so.. Maybe this is totally one of those stories where at the end you are saying... I guess you had to be there, BUT we laughed so hard - and the worst part of all- she couldnt have been older than 16 AND she was shopping with her mom. A common thing we often call... a bit W.T.
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you know if i were there i would have totally been making the jokes with Tanner, and trying to embarrass you even worse!! ! i'm going to be in the deepest depression ever this week missing your shower. it's just not fair your so far away. your first pregnancy is going to have come and gone without me ever having been able to touch your belly:(
"I don't care who you are...that's just sad!"
good night, love you.
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